Well yep, writing my second book puts me straight in psychosisisHiss...I am better today, of course because of the exorcism. That was freaky, mainly because they werent listening to a word i said and just kept calling me a demon...and i am like no...its me talking and you need to stop. Um no Aunna insisted...it was the demon thats said "I am on the phone with verizon to figure out my internet, leave me alone!" So yeah I am sure verizon dude is like wtf? Seriously storming into my room and saying "we must exercize the demon." Ok so this will go down in history as one of those awkward moments where I am like they wont stop calling me a demon, so lets just play this all out and get it over with. Frick i would love to hear that recorded call...cuz i didnt hang up right away. LOL...i am all no...Ive been on hold, "no i dont need an exorcisism...get out of here!" I ran out of my room and into the kitchen and lit a cig, and they say demon be silent, so i just smoked and stared pretty critically of the situation at hand. Dude thats kinda funny, right??? At least if that was in a movie i would be laughing my ass off...
I do however know that it was not a bad thing they did and that their hearts were in the right place. And when we did praise Jesus i felt the Holy Spirit down my spine and in my brain cells which is like a fuzzy euphoria...feels healing.
So whatever maybe I was, maybe I wasnt, I dont know. I dont really know but they were reading from the internet on their phones. Maybe...maybe my phone is a demon? lol...maybe the texts I sent to Adam werent really of mere peculiar demon trapped in my Droid Motorola that made texts to Adam repeatedly telling him of my love! Yes thats it Droid demon via verizon made a fool of me, saying Adam ended my man curse by making love to me...and told him how fukn hot he is with a tan! And then droid demon via verizon made me send him a boobie pic...i know this is true...it must be I have never lost my head over any man in my life!
Oh you droid demon i will not let you ever go into bars, casinos, bars/resturaunts, night clubs or anywhere else you can cause havoc! No leaving the county either you little trouble maker! No comedy shows, no karoke, no no no playing darts or pool...so yes little droid demon we are home writing yet again.
An exorcism of droid motorola must be done!!! Okay where to begin?
I am gonna cover my body in chocolate...and then?
Yes I dont know what comes next...
but covering my body in chocolate sounds like a good time lol. Ah shit now I am having fantasies...darnit droid demon, its all your fault!
The next morning...
Now in all honesty, this is probably no laughing matter. I do fully believe in angels and demons, and the power in Jesus name when two or more are gathered. I guess i accept that I was in fact under attack, that day and my friends showed up out of concern. This is really not something that is funny, other than in the moment I felt fine and was talking to Verizon or that they were reading from their phones. I did in fact feel the presence of the holy spirit when they were done, which like I said is a fuzzy glowing feeling in my spine and brain, that I feel when I am intensly praising God or crying out to him. So I knew it was of good.
I do tend to get carried away, no I dont think chocolate on my body would stop the demon in my droid motorola...and no electronics do not make decisions for you. Well not until the Terminator movie comes out. I also know that writing my second book carried me to the other world and that it scares people, because it doesnt happen to many. But the main thing is, is that i trust God and know this battle if for a purpose and writing is something I am called to do. Amen.
I do however know that it was not a bad thing they did and that their hearts were in the right place. And when we did praise Jesus i felt the Holy Spirit down my spine and in my brain cells which is like a fuzzy euphoria...feels healing.
So whatever maybe I was, maybe I wasnt, I dont know. I dont really know but they were reading from the internet on their phones. Maybe...maybe my phone is a demon? lol...maybe the texts I sent to Adam werent really of mere peculiar demon trapped in my Droid Motorola that made texts to Adam repeatedly telling him of my love! Yes thats it Droid demon via verizon made a fool of me, saying Adam ended my man curse by making love to me...and told him how fukn hot he is with a tan! And then droid demon via verizon made me send him a boobie pic...i know this is true...it must be I have never lost my head over any man in my life!
Oh you droid demon i will not let you ever go into bars, casinos, bars/resturaunts, night clubs or anywhere else you can cause havoc! No leaving the county either you little trouble maker! No comedy shows, no karoke, no no no playing darts or pool...so yes little droid demon we are home writing yet again.
An exorcism of droid motorola must be done!!! Okay where to begin?
I am gonna cover my body in chocolate...and then?
Yes I dont know what comes next...
but covering my body in chocolate sounds like a good time lol. Ah shit now I am having fantasies...darnit droid demon, its all your fault!
The next morning...
Now in all honesty, this is probably no laughing matter. I do fully believe in angels and demons, and the power in Jesus name when two or more are gathered. I guess i accept that I was in fact under attack, that day and my friends showed up out of concern. This is really not something that is funny, other than in the moment I felt fine and was talking to Verizon or that they were reading from their phones. I did in fact feel the presence of the holy spirit when they were done, which like I said is a fuzzy glowing feeling in my spine and brain, that I feel when I am intensly praising God or crying out to him. So I knew it was of good.
I do tend to get carried away, no I dont think chocolate on my body would stop the demon in my droid motorola...and no electronics do not make decisions for you. Well not until the Terminator movie comes out. I also know that writing my second book carried me to the other world and that it scares people, because it doesnt happen to many. But the main thing is, is that i trust God and know this battle if for a purpose and writing is something I am called to do. Amen.
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