Antogonist Fairytales...

Every good story needs the antogonist, the anti-hero.
The villian, the beady eyed "truth slayer," that rapturist of the tomb of hidden vessels, that carries the secrets of the soul.
The candy-wrapped-sexual-chocolate-brown-eyed-haunting-doctorate, afraid of the medicine he possesses.
Quite the riddler of riddles,and sing-song fear monger, a bully.
"A keep up if you can," kind of naysayer.
She, Eve Rising says..."I love you, and I don't even know why?"
Yeah like three years ago...that's not a news flash!
A missed step perchance, because he is afraid of her power of non-reasoning, irrational love.
And who is he not to play the villian?
Heart breaker.
If she just believes and watches enough "Shrek," love will turn this beauty into a beast and she will be something so curious, and not frighteningly green, with her absurd quests and labeling of insanity...but yet just like him.  All quiet and shit.
And they will live in brick house, in a gilded wooded forrest...and it will be big...too big for all their generations of princes and princesses.
And have triplet babies...Delaney Rose, Taiah Jane, And True North.
Yes, I pick all that names; and you don't get any fukn input...into the now triplet baby girls, identical except for their hair, which is one blonde, one red,and one black!
How fun!  How odd these visions, lol!
Oh and fuk, then there is Dragon!  What to do?
And that damn centaur, angry at the wizard!
Like "no fukn way!"
That's tatttoed on your washboard abs, lol!
But maybe your abs are fat now, I don't know...
Beauty is in disguise!
Are you actually evil?
You are my catalyst, antagonist.
Counter intuitive, opp positional, yin yang force awakening.
So I write this big story, get attention you don't want!
HELP!  I have fallen for the anti-hero!
But he was so gentle????
And GREEN!!!
Yep, YOU ARE GREEN!  NEENER NEENER!  GREEN!
Frighteningly, DELICIOUSLY GREEN!!!
Fukn cray, cray...redneck-moonlight-naked-kind of-cray-cray.
Yep.
Yep, just put my finger on that.
Yep.
Catalyst antagonist.
Shrek!  It's you!!!